Billy Geary: Top 10 Worst Songs of 2009

1. Brokencyde – Freaxx

What the fuck is this shit. Who in their right mind would want to make noise like this? Even with copious amounts of Auto-Tune they can’t sing for shit. Ugh.

2. Every other Brokencyde song

As above.

3. U2 – Get on Your Boots

What happened, Bono? Ten years ago you guys were the best rock band in the world, and then you go and put out this tripe. Seriously, what the hell…?

4. Short Stack – Princess

To be honest, I get why the teeny boppers like them. But that doesn’t change the fact that what they do is so amazingly fake it’s not funny. Just fuck off Shaun Divney and associated muppets.

5. Every other Short Stack song

Ugh, see above.

6. 21 Guns – Green Day

Normally I don’t mind Green Day – American Idiot had some great pop/punk. But this, along with their whole new album, is just utterly boring.

7. Sex On Fire – Kings of Leon

Might not be the worst, but definitely the most overplayed. Having said that, I still hate the song with uttermost passion. (technically a 2008 track, Billy, but we’ll let it slide! – David)

8. Soulja Boy – Kiss Me Through The Phone

Does anything really need to be said…?

9. Sick Puppies – You’re Going Down

I actually really liked their last album; it was some great, straight forward rock. But their new album sees them regress back to their Nu Metal origins, for the worse. Sure it’s catchy, doesn’t mean it’s good though.

10. The Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow

All I want to know is how this managed to beat Karnivool to number one in Australia. Ugh.

~ by thesehereforeignears on December 22, 2009.